I want to play a game… called matrimony

    by edbegley1

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    1. Expensive-Day-3551 on

      Does she have a victim picked out yet, or is it going to be a surprise to the groom at the ceremony?

    2. Too bad Stephen Miller is already married, they’d look great together and could star in the next Adams Family film.

    3. Quality_Qontrol on

      It’s going to be something weird…like she’s going to marry America or some shit.

    4. I assume she’ll be a beard for one of the RNC Grindr lads as he won’t care that she occasionally gets Chetto dust on her face. Given the Bubba revelation that’s probably a bonus for both of them.

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